Language is a funny thing. And English is funnier / phunnier than most. Horseradish is another strange beast. Is it a particular favourite sauce amongst our equine friends? Is it made up of bits of horse-meat cunningly disguised? Perhaps we’re better not knowing . . .

I’m going to periodically try adding to this list of confusing words, just for the fun of it.

If you have some favourite barmy additions, put them in the comments.

This post could run and run.