‘Twas the night before Christmas…’
Well, all right, make a liar of me. It was actually the 16 December. On my way to post my Christmas parcels.
I was on my buggy/mobility scooter. Admittedly, overloaded with parcels. (You’ll have to imagine the parcels).
A bag was just about to slip off the handle. So I grabbed it. As you do.
Big mistake. ‘Cos I forgot to take my hand off the controller. Catastrophe!
My buggy went up the slope on the corner. And promptly overturned. Wallop!